If I want a career so badly, I should ask my MMAMA!
Since I haven't had luck searching for a while, I've decided to try networking. I'm joining the MMAMA (Mid-Michigan Advertising and Marketing Association). A link to their website can be found here.
MMAMA is an affiliate of the AAF (American Advertising Federation). Since I was in AD Club at CMU, I should give MMAMA a try as well.
Well, the search continues. I hope that my MMAMA can help me out!